With all the anti-robot hate Marco Rub.10 started getting after the shocking revelation that he’s more machine than man, American Bridge sent two robots, Marco Roboto and the Rubio Talking Point 3000, to New Hampshire to help their glitching, automated brother stay on message.
To no avail, RubioBot had another embarrassing looped-talking-points incident at a Monday night rally, awkwardly echoing the same prepared line multiple times within two paragraphs of the same speech.
So far, Marco Roboto and the Rubio Talking Point 3000 have been unable to help Rubio come up with any career accomplishments or excuses for his absenteeism — and he’s is still unable to convincingly emulate human spontaneity or emotion — but our two robots on the ground aren’t giving up.
Watch “Domo Arigato, Marco Roboto” here:
Published: Feb 9, 2016