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News Thursday, Mar 3 2016

Ha Ha Ha! Terrific!

Mar 03, 2016

Willard Mitt Romney is back on the campaign trail. But this isn’t your slightly-younger-self’s Mitt Romney: We’re now supposed to see him as a distinguished party elder — the GOP’s ostensible voice of reason and inclusion, who will save his party by slaying the xenophobic, racist behemoth that is Donald Trump.

Sounds nice, but who is this Romney guy, anyway? He must have a history of inclusive, compassionate rhetoric, and policy proposals. Let’s take a look:
  • “Corporations are people, my friend!” Now, this is a guy who really “gets it,” my friend.
  • “Being in Donald Trump’s magnificent hotel and having his endorsement is a delight!” Too easy.

Published: Mar 3, 2016

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